Melatih otakmu sama pentingnya dengan melatih ototmu. Pepatah mengatakan, "Jika kamu tidak memakainya, ia akan hilang." Ini juga berlaku pada otak anda, jadi di bawah ini ada satu cara untuk menentukan apakah anda masih jenius atau sudah menjadi idiot bulat.

· Bacakan pertanyaan atau perintah di bawah dengan bersuara. Ikuti segala perintah pertanyaan. Pertanyaan HANYA BOLEH DIBACA SEKALI dan DENGAN CEPAT. Jika tidak, maka hasil test anda batal. Ingat, HANYA SEKALI BACA!

· Jawaban juga harus diucapkan dan dalam ENGLISH !

· Untuk melihat jawaban, highlight atau select dengan mouse dari A: ke :A

NB: Walaupun jawaban anda salah, lanjutkan sampai habis.

Ok, relax... clear your mind, and start!
 

Q: What do you put in a toaster?
 

A: The answer is bread. If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else before you hurt yourself. If you said "bread", go to the next question. :A


 

Q: Say "silk" five times. Now, spell "silk." What do cows drink?
 

A: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over-stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as "Children's World." If you said "water", then proceed to the next question. :A
 

Q: If a red house is made with red bricks, a blue house is made with blue bricks, a pink house is made with pink bricks, a black house is made with black bricks, what is a greenhouse made with?
 

A: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions? If you said "glass", then go on to the next question. :A
 

Q: Twenty years ago, a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you remember, Germany at that time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.
Anyway, during the flight, the engines failed and the plane crashed into the middle of "no-man's-land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no-man's-land?"

A: You don't, of course, bury the survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dude and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash in future. Your efforts would not be appreciated... If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question. :A
 

Q: If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 degree every minute, then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
 

A: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything else other than "one degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question. :A

 

Q: Do NOT  use a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. Now, what was the name of the bus driver?

A: Oh, for Heaven's sake... It was you! :A

Heheheh, jika anda jujur dalam test dengan hanya membaca sekali sebelum menjawab, pasti anda tertawa dengan ke-idiot-an anda sendiri. Anda bukanlah jenius, anda sama bodohnya dengan saya. Enjoy your foolishness!     - Webmaster

Test taken from Shagmail's CleanLaff.

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